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Just wondering

Every now and then I think of things that bother me.
Maybe you can help me.

If you turn the air conditioner up, are you making it warmer or cooler?

Are 'this Saturday' and 'next Saturday' the same date?

What happens when an irresistible force encounters an immovable object?

IT'S JUST SATIRE, OR IS IT...???

The New Yorker magazine says it's satire, but a lot of people find it's just disgusting. I didn't "get it" at first. I thought it was really outrageous and offensive!!! If I thought that, then I think the "average" person will think the same. Apparently it is meant to show just how distorted some images of the Obama's really are - but I see an opposite effect. To me, it says "don't vote for Obama".

What do you think?

"Don't Tell Mom, the Boyfriend's Dead!"

Okay, I'm gonna rot in hell for that one, but I. . .just. . .couldn't. . .resist. . .



Lee Grivas, the 26-year-old on and off boyfriend of Christina Applegate, was found dead from a heroin overdose in his apartment on Tuesday afternoon. Applegate and Grivas, a 26-year-old skateboarder and photographer, had a rocky on-again, off-again relationship due to his continual battle with drugs and alcohol. But the couple had decided to give it one last shot this past April when Grivas made another attempt at getting clean.

"I am profoundly saddened," Applegate said in a statement to Us Magazine. "Lee was an incredible human being who was an extremely important and beautiful part of my life. He is missed beyond words," she added. "He touched so many and I feel much sadness for his mother, father, brother, and all of his family and friends."

Do you ever wonder...

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of dark?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They'reboth dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables,then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. .. . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why does the weather forcaster say there's a 30% chance of showers instead of a 70% chance of sunshine?