MAN GOES INTO A BAR

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down
on a stool, he noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini,
please".

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best
martini the man had
ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your
IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, inter-stellar
space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but
thought he would try different tactic. He returned and
took a seat.

Again, the robot clicked and asked what he would have.

A martini, please."

Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is
your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the
robot started discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing
and what to expect the Steelers
to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left,
returned and took a stool
. . . Again a martini, and the question "What is your
IQ?"

This time the man drawled out "Uh . . 'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly
asked, "A-r-e y-o-u-r
p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"